The people in this retro Jordache Ad really have "the look". They are downright giddy about wearing their skinny jeans. Just look at them. It's embarrassing how slap-happy they are with their flat little fannies. It's almost as if they are mocking me.
My skinny jeans are still hanging in the closet. Waiting to be tried on. What am I so afraid of? I have no idea.
I am feeling great. On program (for the most part). Presumably down a few pounds (although I try not to rely on the scale very much for feedback).
OK. Give me a few more weeks, and I promise I will try them on. And hopefully even choreograph a flashy little dance number, too.