Just remember: Eggs are legal. Chocolate is not.
Start your Easter off right with a 100% legal breakfast! Try the Terrace Tempter...
Beat 1 egg with 2 Tbsp water and 1/4 tsp vanilla extract then pour over a slice of bread in a small casserole. Let stand for 2 minutes and bake at 350 for 10 minutes.
For the fabulous pink tippity topping: Combine 1/3 cup cottage cheese, 1/4 cup sliced strawberries, a pinch of allspice, and 4 tsp artificial sweetener in the blender and process until smooth. Pour on top of toast and sprinkle with cinnamon.
After consuming this dish, it should keep you satisfied for exactly 37 minutes.
If you hear any other tummies growling during Easter mass, give those ladies a wink and a smile. Maybe they had a Terrace Tempter for breakfast too.
Isn't dieting fun?