And today is her birthday.
This makes me smile.
You know something? Your own birthday cake is not fattening. You can hold it close to you, you can smell it, you can serve it. It's not fattening. It's only fattening when it gets into your stomach. It gets into your stomach via the weapon that's attached to your wrist. You're in control of the weapon, so blow out the candles, serve the cake to your guests and then have a half a grapefruit. Your stomach doesn't know it's your birthday.
Can't argue with that, I guess.
So today I celebrate Jean's birthday in the best way I know how - with a great big pink grapefruit and a glass of champagne.
Here's to you, Jean. May you enjoy many, many more birthday grapefruits.