Wednesday, July 14, 2010

Celery and Punishment

Things are getting serious, people. I actually stepped on the scale this morning, and to my dismay, it told me that I have only lost a whopping 2 pounds since I started this crazy experiment. Whatever. Scales lie.

Anyway, I have to be on the beach in less than two weeks, so I decided that I really need to speed things up over here. It's punishment time... Retro WW style.

Today's dinner reflects how serious I am about this:

Celery Linguine

2 Stalks Celery
2 Cups Water
2 Beef Bouillon Cubes

Thinly sliver celery lengthwise. Bring water and bouillon to boil. Add celery and cook 10 minutes. Drain. Consume. Try not to hate yourself too much. Cry yourself to sleep.


Lidian said...

Scales are awful liars, completely shameless! Never trust a scale.

But oh, that celery recipe. Oh, Mimi, NO! Please. I would cry if that was on my dinner plate, actually.

heidi said...

what is wrong with these ruthless weight watchers bitches? ewwwwww.... let it all hang out like you're on an italian beach ;) skip the celery!

Vonlipi said...

Tears on your pillow...The choice is: you care or you don't! I like Heidi's point of view...But hang in there girl!

The Crazy Suburban Mom said...

Honey, that's dreadful...

MochaTrina@Me So Hongry... said...

Girl forget the scale and use something else to measure your success. And leave that celery linguine alone!